I can think of dozens of puns about Goldilocks or Yogi but the fact is that this old lady who saw a huge bear leaning against her glass door wouldn’t find them amusing at all.
All she could do is run to her next door neighbor petrified with fear and call the animal control. Apparently, the animal wasn’t trying to scare her, he was merely complimenting her cooking. After failing to get through one set of doors, he tried two others before retreating back into the woods where hopefully he found some bear-friendly snacks. These photos though, they’re so awesome they’ll be on the internet forever.