They say this little kitty got lost and stumbled upon this pet store, but that sounds a little too convenient, don’t you think? My guess is that he intentionally ran away from home just so he can do this.
The owner of this pet store came to work only to find a mess in the cat toys aisle, specifically catnip toys. There was no investigation necessary because the culprit was right there, caught red handed and high on all the catnip, lol. The cat burglar breached the security and went straight for the good stuff spending probably the best time of his life. I don’t know if he was punished afterwards but I’m sure he regrets nothing.