I knew monkeys were clever but I couldn’t even imagine they were smart enough to plot such a dastardly plan to get food. They’re basically evil geniuses of the animal world, and people are happily walking right into their trap.
If you ever visit this place count on being robbed by these monkey thieves. No item is safe, your hat, your sunglasses, even you iPhone. At first I thought they were stealing stuff for the fun of it, what’s a monkey going to do with a pair of flip-flops anyways? It turns out they’ve devised a huge ransom scheme like dirty little monkey mobsters.